Mud and tooth paste lets add some labs! | amee's Blog

   HAPPY EASTER ALL!!!!!!!!

     Hi everyone! Well it's easter and I had a pretty good easter. It seemed like it would be a good idea to go to Grandpa's and Grandma's for easter. So yes we get home from a crazy trip to my aunts house were I met my boyfriend Michael. He lives like a million hours away! lol.

    So we got home from a trip and a couple days later we had to pack again get ready to head to grandma's and grandpa's. 

        When we arrived it was sunny and the birds were singing and grandpa was outside bar b q'ing and grandma was inside cleaning. There was my favorite cousin sitting on the couch with his i pod on. "Amme! Baby have you grown! Since christmas!" She kissed my cheek and she smelt strong with womens perfume. "Hey Grandma, yeah I have grown it's crazy..." I said looking at her. "I'm going to have to take that water can away from that person thats watering you!" She giggled. Yeah I played along, but I didnt understand what she meant... lol She turned to Mom and looked at her. "Hummm...Gena after you unpack come into the kitchen and help clean and get ready for you brothers and sisters...." She said laughing and in a minute grandma is going to loose it! Really... She gets stressed when she cleans. As Mom hugged her she looked at me and rolled her eyes and laughed like she thought grandma's jokes were funny! Not really.

     I covered Michaels my cousins not my boyfriend. I covered his eyes and he jumped and said. "Grandma stop! I know it's you, you've done that forty times already..." He said moving my hands. He turned. I had my hands on my hips. "Well, I have the touch of grandma?" I laughed. "No not at all! Come here babe!" He laughed hugging me. I flopped onto the couch next to him and put the right head phone ear into my ear and jammed to some nice country music.

       About two hours of relivtives showing up in walked my stupid aunt kelly. In cause you dont know, my Aunt Kelly is well....  A BITCH!! Pardon my french but ok that english lol! Well she was wearing tight dress pants and pink silk shirt and her hair into a pony tail with guess what a different hair color! Shocking!!! Not! And then theres her husbend Uncle Michael yes I know alot of Michaels.... He was wearing the casual beer belly with his casual fake tan and his ungly jeans he wears all the time...

      Then the evil evil evil triplets!!! Well their not really but they are close in age that Michael and I gave them this funny theme song. "Attack of Aunt Kelly's kids!" It's really funny! I guess you have to hear it.

        Kristen the eldest came in wearing tight jeans and a white muscle shirt with pink boots. Her hair was down and straight. Then Kori the middle child. She's the nicest of them all.  Mainly because she's down to earth and she is really sweet. But she has an evil side to her for real. Kori was wearing blue jeans and black hoodie and skater shoes and last the evil of them all! Kayla!!!!! Ohh I get chills. She was wearing a sun dress with a gian yellow sun flower on the frount. She looked like an angle. But was really a devil!

          Michael nudged my side. And began to sing the little jingle. "Attack of aunt kelly's kids!!!" Wel laughed as the three weirdos walked passed us... They starred like shut up was stamped on their farheads. 

        Grandma's idea of easter is camping outside in the backyard next to the corn field.  Yeah that scared the total crap out of me!!! Yeah children of the corn creepy movie, "Ok! Here's the tents kids set them up before dinner."Grandma said laughing. Then walking inside.

          Everyone had to share a tent. Each tent could hold three people. So Michael Christina and I shared and of course the three of them sharred a tent. We set ours up in fifteen minutes and everyone else shortly finshed. But there Kristin Kori and kayla stood with their tent looking all messed up! Kristin was yelling smacking her gum searching thre the instructions. I couldent help but laugh as we walked by. Well everyone laughed. 

            So after dinner we walked back outside and saw all our stuff that was inside our tent on the ground and we picked it up and unzipped the tent and saw the three of them sitting inside the tent laughing and listioning to music. "Kristen!What the hell is this?" Michael asked. "Uhm, well this is our tent.We built..." She said popping her pink gum. "No,no,no thats your tent on the ground over there you know the one that looks like crap!" He laughed. I patted his back and laughed. "Oh no that's your tent." She said laughing and zipping up the tent. 

         So we set their tent up and turned it into ours and laid there madder then anything! "Amme, we have got to do something." He said sitting up and tapping me. "I know but what?" I asked. "If you ask me I say we put tooth paste all over them then get grandma's dogs and let them loose in their tent and zip it up." Christina mumbled. Then a light bolb went off and Michael smiled. I grabbed my tooth paste and we snuck to their tent. Michael grabbed three of grandma's and grandpa's labs and I swirted tooth paste on on their faces and Michael le the dogs loose.

       They ran into the tent and Michael and I zipped the tent shut and ran into ours laughing and laid down like we had no idea what happend. 

That was the best!!!!

          The next morning everyone woke up and saw Kristin and Kori and Kayla with mud and tooth paste on them and their perfectly high lighted hair was messed up! I loved it!

   And I didnt get into trouble!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

See ya!